Sunday, February 12, 2012

"President Obama, a DU member?"



What does Barry do when he's not out golfing? We now find out: He's hanging out on DU! Hey, it could happen. Just see this THREAD, "President Obama, a DU member?"

So let us now do as Dear Reader does, which is go to DUmmieland, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, is in the [Barackets]:

President Obama, a DU member?

[He'd fit right in!]

According to James Fallows in The Atlantic Magazine: "Obama is more likely to be spending time with papers or a book, or even to be online—prowling through the same blogs and news sites as the rest of us"

[Prowling online like the rest of us. Praise Algore!]

So do you think he wanders around here reading all our little snippets and snappets?

[To be sure. He gets historical perspective from Nadin Brzezinski and profound speechifying from William Rivers Pitt.]

President Obama, do you?

[President Obama, DU!]

So this is who keeps alerting on Trumad.

[DUER DEFEATS TRUMAD]

You caught me. . . . You all didn't really buy that dentist crap did you?

[In his secret identisty, Obama had been speaking tooth to power.]

Yeah, but he spends all his time in the Lounge.

[Posting there under "MiddleFingerBam."]



I DO know he has his staff monitoring message boards. . . .

[BIG BRUTHA IS WATCHING YOU.]

DU would be a great resource because I've seen him implement several of my suggestions.

[Although he did change "Pot Summit" to "Beer Summit."]

Mr. President, I need a damned job! If you're cribbing my sheet, man, you've got hire me as a contractor or something.

[Get in line. Will the Shill Pitt is ahead of you.]



He'd never get anything else accomplished.

[Clue: He isn't getting anything accomplished anyway.]

Michelle would keep asking if he was going to spend all his time on the computer. That, and is that all he cared about.

[Let's see . . . spending time on DU, or spending time with Michelle. . . . Tough choice. But if it gets him out of having to listen to Michelle, I'm guessing he's on DU.]

wouldnt that be something if Obama all this time had been an undercover Duer!

[What if, though, he's a . . . LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]



Maybe he defends himself vigorously and is known as a hard core Obama supporter.

[He probably says that it's those nasty Repukes that are forcing him to the center.]

As long as he doesn't post his position on gay marriage, which would result in him being banned.

[benburch likes to post his positions.]

If Skinner is true to his word then President Obama would be immediately tombstoned.

[Ban Bam.]

if the President registered here with an anonymous username and posted something besides LOL or KNR, his "voice" as it were . . . would be spotted.

[The "ums" would give him away.]

I know he is, because he sends me private DU e-mail all the time. He asks my advice on serious national and international issues.

[Great advice on that "Fast and Furious" plan, by the way. Supply weapons to Mexican drug cartels, to use against our border patrol. Brilliant! Holder signed off on that, pronto!]

Oh, wait. I was just imagining all of that. Never mind.

[No, even a DUmmie could not be that dumb.]

He's perfectly welcome to visit the Socialist Progressives Group anytime.

[Obama's got it bookmarxed.]

The gig is up CaliforniaPeggy! I know you are Obama!

["My dear fellow Americans. . . ."]

Maybe he hangs out in the DU2: GD Presidency section. . . .

[DU2: The Land That Time Forgot.]

Hi, Mr. President!

[OK, DUFU readers, let's try to guess Obama's DU screen name. What is it? "Will 'em Rivers of Debt"? "Nadir Buttinski"? "kaput"? "Skinnier"? "MinimalMan"? "B.O. the Hobo"? Let's hear your ideas!]

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry PJ. I cannot grant your request at this time as I might get reported to Obama's Truth Team.

Ahem. Sorry...

TRUUUUUUUUTH TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM!!!11!!1!!

1:07 PM  
Anonymous radical redneck said...

Proof # 1,767,128 that EVERYONE in Maine is batshit insane, stoooooooooooooooooopid and feral.

*This is KKKayinsane's town BTW*

12:01 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

If KayInMaine truly believed that, why the hell hasn't she moved to Massachusetts or better yet Vermont where she can be part of a state ruled by her fellow Moonbats instead of being a hate-mongering bitch?

2:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jerome, because she gets off on being a hate-mongering bitch. The same way the troglaturd gets off on powerslamming his head up his ass. It's who they are.

10:55 AM  

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