Obama: Public Option? I Never Promised Public Option

Public option? Never heard of it. Plus I never promised it. It reminds me of the Joey Bishop routine in "A Guide For the Married Man" when he denied to his wife that the woman she caught him in bed with didn't exist. "Woman? What woman? I see no woman."

That is the attitude that has the DUmmies so enraged at Barack Obama as you can see in this THREAD, "I resent being told the Public Option was just a figment of my imagination." Gee, so you were scammed once again. And did you know that you are just $10 away from having public option? So let us now watch the DUmmies vent over Obama making fools of them in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching Lucy pull the football away from the DUmmie Charlie Brown yet again, is in the [barackets]:

I resent being told the Public Option was just a figment of my imagination

[Public option has been tossed down the Memory Hole.]

I'm tired of being told that the Public Option was just something that I pulled out of my ass and that no one running for office told me was what they wanted for the country as well. God dam, if they changed their minds they should just say so, but don't tell me I'm full of shit for thinking I was told my party or those I voted for, were once for it too.

[And that is the hand of Ben Burch pulling Public Option out of you. Now to the other highly gullible DUmmies...]

And don't pee on my head and say it's raining

[Okay. It's sprinkling. Feel better?]

What Public Option? Never heard of it, and if I did, Obama didn't say it... And even if he DID, it wasn't really part of the REAL "campaign",
AND I DEFY your attempts to make me admit it with your phony screen caps, direct quotes, and video!

[Remember what I said? Well, I didn't say it.]

The LEAST they could do is stop hounding us for money all the time.

[The DNC is just $10 away from giving you Public Option.]

Well, at least according to this administration, the last year was just one long episode of the Twilight Zone and there never was a public option. It was just a snipe hunt, a distraction for us gullible lefties to chase while the real "reforming" was going on in a smoke filled room.

[Ben Nelson has your back.]

I freakin' HATE liars.

[Perhaps Obama merely misspoke.]

Yeah. All those videos and transcripts were made by space aliens.

[Or the Hopi wise men.]

We can all celebrate as our criminal government has given our money to criminally ruinous health insurance pigs who profit from denying us coverage and condemning us to death.

[Don't forget to send a thank you note to Harry Reid.]

Pelosi also stipulated Public Option . . . in the last month/6 weeks ... bait & switch????

[No. Switch & bait.]

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BONUS PARODY
By Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel

JUST MY IMAGINATION (THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY TO ME)
Tune: "Just My Imagination (Runnin' Away with Me)"

Each day on my TV
I watch them as they're passin' bills
I say to myself
You'll soon have cost-free pills
To have all Democrats
Is truly a dream come true
Out of all the options in the world
Free is overdue

But it was just my imagination
That's what they say to me
It was just my imagination
That's what they say to me

Soon we'll be covered
And cared for publicly
A robust public option, all on the country
With two doctors, both for free
They tell me I
Just fantasized it all
I could just pull a Dean
For it really makes me scream

But it was just my imagination
Such a plan--that's what they say to me
Tell you, it was just my imagination
That's what they say to me

Every night all the meds I take
I gotta belly-ache
Don't ever let Obama kiss it all goodbye
Or we will surely die
It's so un-evenly
When insurance costs me
I need a fairer guarantee
But in reality
The Democrats have screwed me

Just my imagination
Such a plan--that's what they say to me
Tell you, it was just my imagination
That's what they say to me

I never get it
And now I regret it

Just my imagination
That's what they say to me
Just my imagination
That's what they say to me